Friday 31 December 2010

Halo Reach - Stats

Winning Percentages
Classic Slayer (Artemis 100%) - (Challengers 0%)
Crazy King (Artemis 100%) - (Challengers 0%)
Head Hunter (Artemis 50%) - (Challengers 0%)
Territories (Artemis 50%) - (Challengers 50%)
Odd Ball (Artemis 100%) - (Challengers 0%)

First Strikes
Natalie Aspin (4)
Daniel Lowry (2)
Tony Moore (2)
Rebecca Volley (0)

Total Kills
Natalie Aspin (29)
Daniel Lowry (23)
Tony Moore (12)
Rebecca Volley (7)

Weapon Kills
Natalie Aspin (9)
Daniel Lowry (6)
Tony Moore (3)
Rebecca Volley (1)

Grenade Kills
Natalie Aspin (6)
Tony Moore (3)
Rebecca Volley (3)
Daniel Lowry (0)

Melee Kills
Daniel Lowry (17)
Natalie Aspin (14)
Tony Moore (6)
Rebecca Volley (3)

Head Shots
Daniel Lowry (1)
Natalie Aspin (0)
Tony Moore (0)
Rebecca Volley (0)

Longest Spree
Natalie Aspin (3)
Daniel Lowry (2)
Tony Moore (2)
Rebecca Volley (2)

Most Medals
Natalie Aspin (40)
Daniel Lowry (39)
Tony Moore (22)
Rebecca Volley (16)

Least Times Killed
Tony Moore (27)
Natalie Aspin (48)
Daniel Lowry (53)
Rebecca Volley (55)

Halo Reach - Awards

Monthly Awards
Gamer of The Month Award - Daniel Lowry
I Didn't Expect You To Be Good at This Game Award - Daniel Lowry
Embrassment of The Month Award - Rebecca Volley
I Beat The Trappe Award - (n/a)
The I White Washed The Trappe Award - (n/a)
The I Got White Washed By The Trappe Award - Rebecca Volley,
Thanks For Turning Up Award - (n/a)

Game Awards
The Killer Award - Natalie Aspin
Most Embrassing Lose Award - Daniel Lowry (Odd Ball) & Natalie Aspin (Head Hunter)
Most Entertaining Battle Award - Natalie Aspin (Territories)
The Sneaky Award - Tony Moore (Headhunter)

Halo Reach - End of Month Summary

Wednesday 29 December 2010

Halo Reach - Challenger Four Review

Halo Reach Results - Challenger Four

Match 1 - Its been a while but tonight we start once again with Classic Slayer... and tonight it will take place in the cage… I build up a great lead to start off with… but Daniel started to get a few kills in… but when time ran out I collected the win with a score of 18 – 4… and I would like to thank the sword for doing most of the damage!!! (1-0)

Match 2 – Next up is Crazy King... and Powerhouse is the chosen area… if this was a battle of kills Daniel would of done brilliant… Daniel built up a small lead thanks to a double kill… and this seemed to happen quiet a lot… I think I can remember at least five different occasions… but my experience began to show and was able to use my knowledge of the maps to get to the arenas first and defend then… another victory with a score of 133 – 14!!! Daniel is the first person to stop me reaching the score limit!!! (2-0)

Match 3 – Headhunter is next... In Sword Base… manage to kill Daniel early on and cash in the skull… but it then began to be a struggle to find each other… and when we did the kill didn’t mean a skull… within the last few minutes Daniel was able to kill me with a head shot and collect the skull and cash it in… within the last few minutes I managed to kill Daniel and was convinced I got a head shot… but no… and the time runs out and we have a draw and the points are shared as is the score of 1 – 1!!! (2½-½)

Match 4 – The 3 pad territories is up… Zealot is the choice of area… and started off rather even… but after Daniel got in his stride he started to kill me while I got to his bases… and it was all my fault for bring the sword into game… Daniel built his score up… but as I started to get back into the game Daniel collected enough points for game over… Daniel wins with the best score against me which was 300 - 269!!! (2½-1½)

Match 5 – Finally... tonight we end with Odd Ball... Pinnacle is chosen… and this wasn’t even close… dominated from start to finish… Daniel was able to hold the odd ball for 3 seconds… but from that point I dominated… I was able to get several kills with the odd ball… best one was when Daniel was running past me while I hid and smashed him with the odd ball… that was funny!!! Anyway I ended up winning this one with a score 150 – 3… the worst score so far!!! (3½-1½)

Halo Reach - Challenger Four Preview

Thursday 9 December 2010

Halo Reach Results - Challenger Three

Match 1 - We start tonight as usual with Classic Slayer... and well can i say this wasn't even close... i was up by 13 before she even killed me... i was able to trick her on so many ocassions... with the same trick of climbing up the centre piece of the Pinnicle map... would would of really thought she would catch on... anyway after she killed me that once i went on another killing spree and won the match 22 - 1... EASY!!! (1-0)

Match 2 – Right after that trashing we move onto Crazy King on Swordbase... not even close... i won 150 - 8... must be some kind of record... now that was easy... like Rebecca!!! (2-0)

Match 3 – Next we have Headhunter on Powerhouse... there will be no jumping off buildings this time... anyway i took ages to get the first kill... after i cashed in a few skulls i went on te attack and killed reb again... but before i got to the area reb killed me and was able to cash in two skulls with a minute to go... and somehow i mange to catch up with her and kill her and as i walk towards the area it changes... i must of been inches away... anyway i ran towards the area and cashed the skull in for the victory with a second to go... one second... now that was lucky... maybe i have underestamated Reb!!! (3-0)

Match 4 – The 3 pad territories is up next… and well it was another trashing... after collecting all three territories all i had to do was defend them... another victory with a score of 302 - 38!!! (4-0)

Match 5 – The final match is Odd Ball… and we start off battling for the skull… a move even start to the match... after i held onto the ball for a bit Reb was able to kill me... she built up a great score... but i was able to come back... love it when she ran past the same place several times after respawning and i was able to jump across and kill her with the odd ball… the time ran out as I held onto the skull the longest with a score of 150 – 45… nearly a clean sweep!!! (5-0)

Challenger Bio (Rebecca Volley)


Name - Rebecca Volley
Age - 28
Shoe Size - 7
Consoles Owned - Wii
Gamer Tag - Rebenectony
Top 3 Games - Halo, Wii Fit,
Favourite Color - Green
Favourite Band - David Bowie
Favourite Sports Team - Green Bay Packers
Favourite Movie - Labrynth
Favourite Television Show - Buffy, The Wire, West Wing,
Favourite Food - The Beef

Halo Reach - Challenger Three Preview

Tuesday 7 December 2010

Halo Reach - Challenger Two Review

Halo Reach Results - Challenger Two

Match 1 - First up was the Classic Slayer match… this time it was set in reflection… match started off rather even… but as soon as I built a small lead up Tony started to run away… time ran out before either was wear able to reach the set score but I manage to walk away with the victory with a kill count of 9 – 3!!! (1-0)

Match 2 – The second match is Crazy King and we are in Power House this time… once again the match started off close… but then the lead seemed to get larger and larger… it was only a matter of time before I won… and it didn’t help that Tony managed to get lost at one point… another victory in the bag for me with a score of 150 - 39!!! (2-0)

Match 3 – The third match of the evening is the Head Hunter… and we head to Forge Cage… and what a rather boring match this was… after killing Tony and knocking him off the side he realised that the skull would disappear if he kept doing the running and jumping off the edge technique… kill the crack or what!!! So it happened time after time… I managed to kill him a couple of times but I lost the skull off the side… I think he was just glad for half a point and the score ended 0 – 0!!! (2½-½)

Match 4 – The 3 pad territories is up next… and it starts off a close on… each of us taking an area at a time… but I seemed to be catching him as soon as he takes the area… this pattern seemed to continue for several minutes until the victory was mine at 300 – 154!!! (3½-½)

Match 5 – The final match is Odd Ball… and we start off battling for the skull… but after several kills it seems like Tony doesn’t care as he stands back and shoots at long range at me as I hid… the time ran out as I held onto the skull the longest with a score of 150 – 14… nearly a clean sweep!!! (4½-½)

Halo Reach - Challenger Two Preview

Halo Reach - Challenger One Review

Monday 6 December 2010

Halo Reach Results - Challenger One

Match 1 - To start of the first of what i hope many challenges is going to be good old classic slayer... we choose Powerhouse for this one... and well it was a good battle... Natalie got the first strike in then I managed to get a small lead... and from there really it was rather strange as we managed to killed at the same time because we always seemed to try and pummel each other... but i managed to get a couple of kills before time runned out and managed to win overall 13-8!!! (1-0)

Match 2 – Next up Crazy King... and as the way the last game went Natalie picked up the first strike... and once again this was another close recounter... both of us had the lead at several points... but we kept making the mistake of not looking for the enemy as we both assinated each other on several ocassions... the game was won when Natalie managed to get herself lost leaving me able to collect the victory 150 - 116!!! (2-0)

Match 3 – Next up is Head Hunter on the Forge Cage level... and this one wasn't even close... i dominated... fro start to finish... Natalie did kill me on several occassions but didn't cash in on the opporunity and i was able to kill her to collect the skulls... the match ended 18 - 0... and Natalie left with he head hanging in shame!!! (3-0)

Match 4 – Next up is the 3 Plot Territories on Zealot... and once again this was a close match each of us kept nickng each others territories... the lad changed ever minute or so... but it was Natalie who was quickest and was ablt to collect the victory with a score of 300 - 273!!! (3-1)

Match 5 – The finale tonight is Odd Ball on Pinnacle... and to finish the night off i dominated against... this was aother one that wasn't even close... Natalie may say i cheated... but i don't cheat i play tactical... and is that not the whole idea od Odd Ball to run away from you opponnent so he doesn't get the ball... anyway i won 150 - 29... and that ends the first night!!! (4-1)

Halo Reach - Challenger One Preview

Wednesday 1 December 2010

Tuesday 30 November 2010

SVR 2011 - Stats

Winning Percentages
Singles Match (Artemis 100%) - (Challengers 0%)
EXtreme Rules Match (Artemis 71%) - (Challengers 29%)
Ladder Match Match (Artemis 86%) - (Challengers 14%)
Hell in a Cell Match (Artemis 86%) - (Challengers 14%)
Elimination Chamber Match (Artemis 86%) - (Challengers 14%)

Artemis's Top 5 Wrestlers
CM Punk (W-3) (L-0)
Zack Ryder (W-3) (L-0)
John Cena (W-3) (L-0)
Triple H (W-3) (L-0)
Sheamus (W-3) (L-0)

Challenger's Top 5 Wrestlers
Batista (W-1) (L-0)
CM Punk (W-1) (L-1)
John Cena (W-1) (L-1)
Randy Orton (W-1) (L-3)
Undertaker (W-1) (L-3)

SVR 2011 - Awards

Monthly Awards
Gamer of The Month Award - Tony Moore
I Didn't Expect You To Be Good at This Game Award - Ryan Burns
Embrassment of The Month Award - Ronan Linskey
I Beat The Trappe Award - (n/a)
The I White Washed The Trappe Award - (n/a)
The I Got White Washed By The Trappe Award - Natalie Aspin, Paul Gallagher, Bethany Aspin, Ronan Linskey,
Thanks For Turning Up Award - Ronan Linskey

Game Awards
Shortest Match Award - Ronan Linksey (Swagger Vs The Miz)
Most Entertaining Match Award - Tony Moore (John Morrison Vs Randy Orton - Ladder Match)
Most Brutal Match Award - Ryan Burns (Undertaker Vs Jack Swagger - Hell In A Cell)
The Reversal King Award - Ryan Burns

SVR 2011 - End of Month Summary

SVR 2011 - Challenger Seven Review

SVR2011 Results - Challenger Seven

Match 1 - Right it’s the singles match to start of with… surprise surprise Bethany chooses John Cena her favourite wrestler… while I went for CM Punk… and what a start of the match for Beth as John cena attacked CM Punk allowing him to hit the 5 Knuckle Shuffle and the Attitude Adjuster… but unfortunately for Beth I kicked out… that was a close shave… and it got worse for Beth when Randy Orton entered the ring and allowed me to pick up the victory after hitting the GTS… but take nothing away from Beth because she fought well!!! (1-0)

Match 2 – Next we have the extreme rules match… Beth goes for Randy Orton who is another favourite of hers… I myself went for one of her favourites in the choice of Sheamus!!! What a brutal match… loads of weapons used… so many memorable moments in the match such as Sheamus throwing Orton of the ladder to the outside through a table… Sheamus even hit a move that looked like a rock bottom… but the match came to an end when Sheamus gave Randy Orton the Celtic Cross through the ladder that was set up in the middle of the corner allowing me to pick up the pin!!! (2-0)

Match 3 – Next we have the ladder match… Now I’m not sure on Beth’s choice here in Big Show but I’ve seen Daniel win with Great Khali so anything is possible… I countered that with the lighting quick Kofi Kingston!!! The match starts with Big Show attacking Kofi as he makes his way down to the ring… and even hits the knock out blow… Big Show climbed in the ring but took too long getting up the ladder… because by that time Kofi was on his feet… he leant a ladder against the ropes before running up in and jumping on the ladder and brawling with Big Show off the top of the ladder!!! So nasty moves in that match suck as when Big Show chokeslammed Kofi into a standing ladder or hitting the boom drop of the ladder… but the best was when Kofi has Big Show on the announcers table and hit a moonsault of the top of the ladder… that was awesome!!! Kofi ended up winning after hitting Trouble in Paradise before climbing the ladder and getting the breifcase!!! (3-0)

Match 4 – Hell in a Cell is up next… Beth once again goes for a crazy choice in Rey Mysterio while I went for Taker… and the only reason I choice taker was because Beth is scared off him… and the mind games seemed to work… was a very entertaining match as well… several big spots such as breaking the cell with a Last Ride or tossing Rey of the top of the cell… the match didn’t last much long because Rey received a Tombstone and the three count soon followed!!! (4-0)

Match 5 – The final match of the evening and possible of the month is the Elimination Chamber… Beth this time goes for “Dashing” Cody Rhodes… well I went for “The Choosen One” Drew McIntrye... will the Dashing Ones help each other out??? Well Drew started first and Cody came in last and by that stage it was only us two and Truth… who I eliminated by the help of Cody… Cody and Drew fought it out at the end for the win… with Drew leaving Victorious!!! (5-0)

Challenger Bio (Bethany Aspin)

Name - Bethany Aspin
Age - 3
Shoe Size - 9
Consoles Owned - XBox 360, Leapster Move,
Gamer Tag - N/A
Top 3 Games - Smackdown Vs Raw, Toy Story 3, UFC,
Favourite Color - Pink
Favourite Band - Iron Maiden, Kiss, Twister Sister,
Favourite Sports Team - Liverpool
Favourite Movie - Toy Story 1 - 3
Favourite Television Show - Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Favourite Food - Fish and Chips

SVR 2011 - Challenger Seven Preview

SVR 2011 - Challenger Six Review

SVR 2011 - Challenger Five Review

Monday 29 November 2010

SVR2011 Results - Challenger Six

Match 1 - Right we start of with the singles match… Ryan goes for Chris Jericho… well I go for undefeated wrestler Zack Ryder… good match with loads of reversals… the match started off with Chris Jericho attacking Zack Ryder as he made his way to the ring… and if that wasn’t enough The Miz and Sheamus both got involved… the match ended when the referee got knocked out and as he started to get back to his feet Zack Ryder hit the Zack Attack for the victory!!! (1-0)

Match 2 – Next is the Extreme Rules match… Mr Burns goes for Mr Punk… while I go for Santino Marella… Beware the Cobra!!! What a great extreme battle this was… kendo sticks… chairs… steel steps… ladders… there was a hell of a lot of carnage… loved the moves onto the ladders and steel steps… nasty!!! Another close match and the victory was picked up after Santino rolled CM Punk up for the victory!!! (2-0)

Match 3 – Next we have the ladder match… and a nice line up as well… Ryan goes for Randy Orton while I go for his ex Legacy member Ted DiBiase!!! Another highly entertaining match… it was very brutal… there were loads of ladders broken thanks to each other slamming each other into the ladders… Ted DiBiase attempted many times to get the briefcase but Randy kept stopping him… the highlight of the match has to be the moonsault to the outside while Randy Orton lay on the announcers table!!! The match ended when Ted hit Dreamstreet on Randy Orton allowing him time to climb up the ladder and unlock the briefcase for the victory!!! (3-0)

Match 4 – The Hell in a Cell is up next… Ryan chooses Undertaker… the obvious choice… while myself went for Jack Swagger… should be another great match as this would be a cracker to see for real!!! And once again another great match… there were loads of weapons… even a Swagger Bomb onto the steel steps… and match even ended up outside the cell… and ended up with Undertaker getting thrown off the Cell… but as the victory looked assure Taker ended up hitting the Tombstone and picking the victory... I thought I had it but you just never know till it’s over!!! (3-1)

Match 5 – The finale is the Elimination Chamber… Ryan goes with Batista who is making his challenge debut… I also choose another debute Vladimir Kozlov!!! The other competitors where Goldust… Rey Mysterio… Yoshi Tatsu and R Truth… the computers started off against each other and Batista and Kozlov followed… and of course as soon as Kozlov enters I beat the crap out of him… nothing changes there!!! But Batista starts beating on me and eliminates me first before going on to eliminate everyone else… Ryan really has hit form… but it was too late by this stage!!! (3-2)

Challenger Bio (Ryan Burns)

Name - Ryan Burns
Age -
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Consoles Owned -
Gamer Tag -
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SVR2011 Results - Challenger Five

Match 1 - As usual we start off with the singles match… Scroney who hasn’t turned up gets replaced by Tony… who chooses like Scroney would… and goes for Triple H… while I went for old reliable CM Punk!!! Good match but not too long… CM Punk impressed with a nice suicide dive to the outside… the match changed when Randy Orton interfered and allowed me to hit the GTS and therefore the three count and the victory!!! (1-0)

Match 2 – Next we have the Extreme Rules match… and this was another match like the PG match… Scroney went for The Miz while I went for Jack Swagger… basically Jack Swagger attack Miz before the start of the match and then was able to hit his finisher after several seconds… SHORTEST MATCH EVER!!! (2-0)

Match 3 – Ladder match up next Scroney went for a great choice in Y2J Chris Jericho… I went for The Irish Curse Sheamus… another short match… Jericho started the match attacking Sheamus from behind… more time was spent on the ladder than anywhere else… the match ended within minutes with Sheamus getting the breifcase!!! (3-0)

Match 4 – The Hell in a Cell is up next… Scroney went for the obvious choice The Undertaker… while I went for a good counter choice in John Cena!!! A really good match… didn’t end up outside the cell… but loads of weapons were used best was when Taker Slammed John Cena on the steel steps!!! The match came to the end when Taker took out the referee as John Cena got his finisher… but Cena played it smart and waited several seconds before locking ion the STF and as the referee regain conciseness Taker taps… that’s four from four!!! (4-0)

Match 5 – The finale tonight as usual is the Elimination Chamber… and its from the white wash… Scroney goes for Shawn Michaels… well I went for the Long Island Ice Z… Zack Ryder!!! A good match but HBK didn’t last long at all after going for an elbow drop of top the off one of the chambers missed and was pinned by R Truth… but I got my revenge when I eliminated him and continued on eliminating everyone else until I won and there for White washed Scroney… VICTORY IS MINE!!! (5-0)

Challenger Bio (Ronan Linskey)

Name - Ronan Linskey
Age -
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Consoles Owned -
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Monday 22 November 2010

SVR 2011 - Challenger Four Review

SVR2011 Results - Challenger Four

Match 1 - With Survivor Series only hours away we get down with the first match… it’s a singles match and PG goes for John Morrison… while I myself went for Y2J Chris Jericho… this match should a cracker… and how right I was… there where a lot of high flying moves!!! Shooting star presses to the outside… crazy top rope moves… and of course Star Ship Pain!!! The match was really enjoyable until R Truth came down… and what was the point of him being there… he got in the way and never even used his finisher… but he did screw me as he distracted the referee as I made John Morrison tap out… seeming the referee didn’t see it we had to fight on… R Truth pissed off and it wasn’t long until John Morrison was tapping like a little girl once again!!! (1-0)

Match 2 – Next up was the extreme rules match is up next and PG went for Rey Mysterio… I’m going to enjoy kicking this midget’s ass… I myself went for the “All American American” Jack Swagger… and this match would end up going in Swaggers favour… because it was the least extreme rules match I have ever seen… it mostly took place in the ring and at no point at all did we see any weapons being used… ECW must be rolling over in its grave right now!!! And Swagger was able to collect the victory after making Rey Mysterio tap out in what I can say was a very short match!!! (2-0)

Match 3 – With the ladder match up next PG went for the obvious choice HBK… I went for myself one of my undefeated wrestler in CM Punk… a really brutal match… loads of weapons used… this ladder match was a million times more extreme than the extreme rules match!!! A really good brawl with loads of reversals… CM Punk climbed the ladder several times to retrieve the belt but never paid off… not sure if PG was using the right buttons??? Anyway CM Punk was able to grab the briefcase after booting HBK off the ladder after a massive brawl at the peak of the ladder… best match of the night!!! (3-0)

Match 4 – Hell In A Cell… that’s next… and PG goes with Randy Orton… so i countered that by choosing Triple H… this should be a cracker with two great wrestlers locked in a cell… and what a brawl it was… fair enough it didn’t break out of the cell… but there was steel steps and chairs being used… even the cell was used as a weapon… this match was much more even… PG even managed to reverse the Pedigree… that seems to be happing quiet a lot recently… but eventually he succumbed to it and got covered for the 1… 2… 3!!! (4-0)

Match 5 – The finale tonight as usual is the Elimination Chamber… PG Evan Bourne… myself Zack Ryder!!! Two strange picks… but it should be fun… the rest are made up by Goldust… Yoshi Tatsu… and my most hated enemies Rey Mysterio and R Truth!!! Zack comes in third and Evan comes in fourth… but instead of eliminating all the computer wrestlers… he decide to bring the fight to each other!!! As the computers were eliminating each other me and PG were too busy climbing the elimination chamber and hitting moves off the top… when it was only left to us and Goldust… Zack Ryder teamed with Goldust to eliminate Evan Bourne before Ryder turned on Goldust to pick up the victory and the white wash!!! (5-0)

Challenger Bio (Paul Gallagher)

Name - Paul Gallagher
Age -
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Consoles Owned -
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Top 3 Games -
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SVR 2011 - Challenger Four Preview

Wednesday 17 November 2010

SVR 2011 - Challenger Three Review

SVR2011 Results - Challenger Three

Match 1 - Tonight once again we start off with the one on one match… Daniel went for “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels… myself went for the Long Island Ice Z… who is makings is debut in this month’s competition… and what a start he had… it was a very quick match… some great moments like HBK’s cross body to the outside… but the match changed when Zack Ryder took out the referee… nothing like a bit of cheating by me… he went straight to the outside and got a chair before giving HBK a good old beating… unfortunately HBK nipped up and got a finisher… but the pro I am didn’t let him have chance to use it before hitting the Rough Ryder to pick up the three count and the first win of the night!!! (1-0)

Match 2 – The second match tonight is the extreme rules match... this time Daniel goes with my undefeated wrestlers CM Punk… I went for the “All American American” Jack Swagger!!! Good match… loads of hardcore action… and a lot of weapons were used… and it was mostly Swagger… but CM Punk was able to put Swagger through a flaming table!!! After several minutes Swagger was able to hit his finisher… but foolishly didn’t go for the pin… and to screw him over CM Punk rolled Swagger up into a small package out of nowhere… and it was enough to collect the victory!!! A real upset in the one sided match that it was!!! (1-1)

Match 3 – Te next stipulation match is the ladder match… Daniel goes for a good choice in John Morrison… a ladder match specialist… while I went for “Dashing”… that’s right… “Dashing” Cody Rhodes!!! And it was a purely brutal match with ladders everywhere!!! Highlights of the match have to be when John Morrison went for Starship Pain but “Dashing” Cody Rhodes was able to evade it and smashed him with ladder… nice!!! But the best moment has to be when Cody Rhodes jumped off the top of the ladder and hit cross body while John Morrison was standing on the top turnbuckle… that was insane!!! Anyway “Dashing” Cody Rhodes picked up the victory after a foolish mistake by John Morrison when he jumped off the top of the ladder when “Dashing” Cody Rhodes was struggling with the briefcase!!! May I also point out that John Morrison never actually got his fingers on the briefcase!!! (2-1)

Match 4 – Hell in a Cell is up next... Daniel went for the obvious choice in “The Deadman”… what a great choice in Taker especially in the Devils Playground!!! I matched his choice by choosing John Cena!!! The brawl didn’t last long in the ring before it ended up a smash facing fest into the cell!!! The match eventually went to the outside… and the battle ended up on top of the cell… and John Cena was able to his the Attitude Adjuster off the cell through the announcers table… holy shit!!! If that wasn’t enough for Taker… he got put through the cell into the ring… then received a 5 Knuckles Shuffle and another Attitude Adjuster… before receiving another 5 Knuckles shuffle… before locking in the STF… giving Taker no choice but to tap like a little pussy!!! (3-1)

Match 5 – And last but not least Daniels favourite match... the Elimination Chamber... Daniel has a history of starting this match off... so i would find it rather funny if it were to happen again... anyway he chose Triple H while i went for Sheamus... and do you know whats funny... Daniel ended up being out first... what where the chances!!! Triple H and R-Truth started off first… Rey Mysterio followed minutes later… but by that stage R Truth was eliminated… good job Daniel… because I hate that guy!!! Daniel continued his dominate streak when he spinebustered Rey Mysterio to eliminate him… even funnier is when Santino entered the ring… got pedigreed… pinned… and eliminated!!! Two people left to enter and after a long wait its Goldust… and as I come in as Sheamus… Triple H eliminated Goldust and it was down to us two!!! And it was Daniel with Trips that took the advantage… and after hitting a spinebuster on the steel of the chamber he set up for the pedigree… by that point I had already admitted defeat… but somehow Sheamus was able to reverse and it a backdrop onto the steel… and continued the assault by sending Trips into the glass of two chambers… after several high impact moves Sheamus was able to hit the Irish Curse and therefore able to collect the three count!!! Now that was a close one… I thought it was over moments before picking up the victory!!! (4-1)

Challenger Bio (Daniel Lowry)

Name - Daniel Lowry
Age - 26
Shoe Size - 9
Consoles Owned - PS3, Wii, SNES, Mega Drive, NES, PSP, DS,
Gamer Tag - DeeJayDready
Top 3 Games - Mario, FIFA, Zelda Ocarina of Time
Favourite Color - Black
Favourite Band - Pink Floyd
Favourite Sports Team - Arsenal
Favourite Movie - Matrix
Favourite Television Show - Frasier
Favourite Food - Pizza

SVR 2011 - Challenger Three Preview

Saturday 6 November 2010

SVR 2011 - Challenger Two Review

SVR2011 Results - Challenger Two

Match 1 - Tonight once again we start off with the one on one match… Tony went for the “All American American” Jack Swagger… I myself went for CM Punk… so far I’m undefeated with CM Punk so I’m looking to keep this streak alive… and well it was touch and go… it was a really close fight… and it was a reversal master class… it seemed like it was a race to see who could hit their finisher first and it was the GTS that sealed the victory… and I start as I mean to go on… with another victory!!! (1-0)

Match 2 – The extreme rules match is up next and Tony went for John Cena… always a great pick in these games… so I countered that with “The Rated R Superstar“ Edge… so it would be a great battle between these two rivals and it started off excellently for me when Edge attacks John Cena from behind before the match even starts allowing me to hit the Spear early on but no lucky with the cover!!! As things looked like they were going all my way Rey Mysterio decides to help Tony… why does it that every time I do an extreme Rules match someone tries and screws me!!! It was a great battle… we got to see tables, ladders, chairs, kendo sticks, steel steps… all the hardcore action you can expect in a brilliant extreme rules match… we even got to see John Cena hit his Proto–Bomb through the announcer’s table… the match looked over as Edge went for the pin… but that git Rey broke the pin… and after rolling out of the ring he threw me in and John Cena was able to collect the three count… Rey you have made an enemy of me… but it was a good match over all!!! (1-1)

Match 3 – It’s time for the ladder match… Tony goes for “The Viper” Randy Orton… I went for the man that this match most suits… John Morrison… and what a brutal match this was… shit loads of weapons… ridiculous highflying moves; like the starship pain, springboard shooting star press to the outside and a cross body from the top of the ladder!!! And there were ladders everywhere… and they were used in every single way possible from running up them, to using them as weapons… but it was Tony who used it correctly and climbed up to collect the briefcase… what a close match this was… and it’s not looking good for me as Tony needs one more victory to win the night!!! (1-2)

Match 4 – “The devils playground” is up next… aka hell in a cell… and Tony goes straight for the “Irish Curse” Sheamus (a wrestler who I still haven’t got round to being)…. I counter that by picking Triple H to see if I could get a little revenge for the attack Sheamus game him in real life… the match didn’t last long in the ring it went straight to the outside… the hell in the cell was used on several occasions… Tony was able to hit his finisher early on… it looked like it was going to break the cell… but no luck… the match continued for several minutes both of us trying to break the cell... but it was eventually Triple H that was able to slam Sheamus through the cell before hitting a pedigree… but unfortunately there was no pin because we were not in the ring… the brawl ended up on top of the cell… however it didn’t last long because Sheamus got thrown of the cell through the announcer’s table (just like the Mankind and Undertaker match)… and if that wasn’t enough punishment for Sheamus he went for more and this time he ended up getting up through the centre of the cell sending him straight to the ring… and the match was over moments later when Triple H hits another pedigree and collects the three count!!! Another close match… anyone could have won… but it was me and we are now level… and the winner of the match will be the winner of the night… so it’s all to play for!!! (2-2)

Match 5 – Final match of the evening is the Elimination Chamber… Tony went for Y2J Chris Jericho… great choice… and I went for Drew McIntyre… the computers were chosen as R Truth (who I hate!), JTG, Christian, and MVP!!! And to my surprise Drew started of match against R Truth which I loved giving him a kicking… Drew was able to eliminate JTG and MVP before Y2J entered… the remaining wrestlers entered and it ended up being Y2J and Drew as the final two…. The match ended with Y2J getting the Future Shock hit on him on the steel structure of the Elimination Chamber!!! Really good match… with loads of reversals once again… and somehow I managed to finish tonight walking away the winner!!! (3-2)

Challenger Bio (Tony Moore)

Name - Tony Moore
Age - 25
Shoe Size - 9
Consoles Owned - Dreamcast, DS,
Gamer Tag - N/A
Top 3 Games - Skate, Timesplitters, Metal Gear Solid,
Favourite Color - Orange
Favourite Band - British Sea Power
Favourite Sports Team - Boston Celtics
Favourite Movie - Withnail And I
Favourite Television Show - Alan Partridge
Favourite Food - Risotto

Wednesday 3 November 2010

SVR 2011 - Challenger One Review

SVR2011 Results - Challenger One

Match 1 - First up is the one on one match... Natalie decided to choose Sheamus... the only wrestler i really wanted to be as it’s his SVR debut... but i decided myself to get a bit of revenge by picking one of Natalie’s favourites in the way of Y2J Chris Jericho!!! And to make the match more interested I decided to allow Natalie to have a manager... in this case I chose to pick her Hornswoggle!!! Well the match started off well but only realised after a while if you use a special and slide out of the ring you lose some momentum... anyway good match very back and forward... Jericho kept taking out the referee and kept bring weapons into the ring but it never seemed to work out... Sheamus took the advantage at the end... but i was able stunt Natalie by hitting Sheamus with a small package out of no were and pick up the victory... and therefore the first victory in the challenge goes to me!!! (1-0)

Match 2 – Next up is the Extreme Rules match... Natalie once again chooses first and decides to go with The Miz because he is awesome... while I went for CM Punk... because he’s better than you!!! I got the luck of the draw when CM Punk attacks The Miz before the start of the match… but it soon becomes even when Randy Orton interferes in the match and RKO’s me… what a bastard!!! After getting back to my feet I controlled the match from start to finish… even got time between kicking the holy crap out of The Miz to set a table up and light it on fire!!! Never actually got to put him through the table but picked up the victory after hitting the GTS!!! Make that two out of two so far!!! (2-0)

Match 3 – Next stipulation match is the Ladder match… Natalie goes for master of the ladder match “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels… I countered that by picking the "The Cerebral Assassin" Triple H… this should be a cracker between these two founders of DX… and well if you don’t like the sound of this match I have two words for you… SUCK IT!!! Once again I controlled the match early on and even hit a Pedigree early on… I then decided it would be funny to filled ring with loads of weapons… most of which were ladders… I think I counted four… it was pure carnage… after a few attempts by both of us I managed to get the briefcase down and win the match… it also kind of helped the fact that there was so much weapons in the ring it was hard to move… that was tactical!!! Anyway I’m three from three now!!! (3-0)

Match 4 – Next match is the Hell in the Cell… and Natalie picked the obvious choice The Undertaker… I myself would counter that with John Cena… and for once it was actually an even match… it was real good back and forth action with both of us using the hell in the cell alot… the match lasted a good while but it was John Cena that picked up the win after hitting the 5 Knuckle Shuffle before finishing him off with the Attitude Adjuster to claim the one… two… three!!! Shame none of the action spilled outside the cage… anyway four from four… can I claim the clean sweep??? (4-0)

Match 5 – Final match of the evening is the Elimination Chamber… Natalie picks “The Rated R Superstar” Edge… while I went for the “All American American American American” Jack Swagger!!! Shame you can’t have the Swagger Soaring Eagle… because that would really be cool!!! The other members are R Truth, Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase, Drew McIntyre! Computers start off in the ring before Jack Swagger enters and dominates from start to finish… I eliminate wrestler by wrestler until it’s between Swagger and Edge… before making him tap like a little pussy… good match… and love the fact that the breaking glass of the cells is back in the game… another win for me… is that five??? (5-0)

Challenger Bio (Natalie Aspin)

Name - Natalie Aspin
Age - 25
Shoe Size - 6 1/2
Consoles Owned - XBox 360
Gamer Tag - KindCactus
Top 3 Games - Kingdom Hearts, Timesplitters, Burnout,
Favourite Color - Green
Favourite Sports Team - West Ham
Favourite Band - Iron Maiden
Favourite Movie - Reservoir Dogs
Favourite Television Show - Buffy & Angel
Favourite Food - Hot Dogs

SVR 2011 - Challenger One Preview

Welcome Message

Thursday 21 October 2010

Challenge One - November 2010

With the new Smackdown Vs Raw game being released in a few days i think its only fitting that this would be my first game of choice... due to it being one if not the only game i buy on the day of release I think it is fitting that i choose this!!! So down to the ins and outs of this challenge... each challenger will take me on one on one in five different stipulations in the wrestling game... a point is awarded for each victory... i will be keeping an individual record of everyones scores to see who preforms best overall each month... I will also be keeping an overall score to see if the challengers can beat the Beartrappe!!! So everyone my cards are now on the table and from the 1st November i will accept all challengers!!!
Match 1: One on One Match
Match 2: Last Man Standing Match
Match 3: Ladder Match
Match 4: Hell In a Cell
Match 5: Elimination Chamber
Game Rules
1. Challenger always chooses their wrestler first.
2. Once a wrestler has been selected by either person they are unavailable to be used in the rest of that nights challenge.
3. No Divas are to be chosen... don't want to cheapen it by using them in this great game!
4. During the Elimination Chamber you must up your enterance number on as random!
5. No repeating moves over and over again like kick kick kick kick kick... lets make this fun!!!

Wednesday 20 October 2010

The Artemis Beartrappe XBox 360 Challenge

Welcome everyone to The Artemis Beartrappe XBox 360 Challenge!!! This idea came to be this morning... and i thought why not do it!!! So im sure your wondering how exactly this is going to be a challenge... well its simple... each month i will be choosing a curtain game to play... and i will send out an open challenge out to anyone who is willing to take me on one on one in a best of five series... this competition will start next month and i will decide the first game by the end of the week... so if your willing to take me on email me... message me... phone me... talk to me... so let the challenge begin!!!